October 2009

Vatican offer may lure Church of England priests

LONDON – On the surface, it looks like a polite tug of war between two of the world's great churches, each saying nice things about the other.
But the ramifications of the conflict between the Roman Catholic Church and the Church of England are broad and not yet completely clear, with details of the Vatican's offer to help Anglicans convert still unpublished.
It is not yet known what part of the Anglicans' liturgy and rites will be incorporated into Catholic worship under the surprise offer made earlier this week in a bold bid by Pope Benedict XVI to capitalize on sharp divisions within the Anglican community over the proper role of women clergy and the acceptability of openly gay priests.
Nor is it evident how many Anglicans will seek to switch churches because of the pope's new policy. The Right Rev. John Broadhurst, the Bishop of Fulham, believes roughly 1,000 Church of England clergy will seek to join the Roman Catholic Church. He is chairman of Forward in Faith, a group of traditionalists opposed to the ordination of women.
He said this was not a direct result of the pope's new policy but a reflection of widespread unhappiness with liberal Church of England policies.
"There are 1,000 priests who are totally disenchanted with the position on women bishops, and if there is no provision for them, they will inevitably leave the Church of England," he said. "The Church of England is in a crisis because of its own internal policies and has been for a long time."
Others predict the exodus will be smaller.
Some changes are certain: it will, for example, be possible for married Anglican clergy to become Roman Catholic clergy under the new rules, a prospect that some believe may open the door, slowly, to the acceptance of married Catholic priests.
The Rev. Thomas Reese, a Vatican expert at Georgetown's Theological Center in Washington, predicted the Vatican announcement may have "significant and unforeseen consequences" for the Catholic Church.
"It may in fact provide the Catholic Church with a steady supply of married priests," he wrote.
Several commentators have suggested that the Catholic Church will be increasingly pressured into relaxing its own celibacy rule for priests because of the expected influx of married Anglican priests. For years, there have been calls for so-called "viri provati" or tested men to perform priestly functions to help relieve the priest shortage in the United States and much of the developing world.
The Vatican has always rejected those calls, saying the celibacy rule is not up for negotiation.
Cardinal William Levada acknowledged that the influx of married Anglican priests into the Catholic Church could create problems. But he said he didn't think the problem would be "insurmountable."
"It's a question of education, of the reasons for this kind of a disposition among our faithful," he told a press conference earlier this week. "And I think that experience has already shown us that if an explanation is given, that people understand that and accept it as an exception."
Part of the problem stems from the fact that, according to the new Vatican norms, Anglican seminarians will be trained alongside Catholic seminarians. It stands to reason that that the already difficult decision a Catholic seminarian must make to live a celibate life will be made even more difficult if his schoolmate is allowed to have a wife.
"I think for some people it seems to be a problem because as you know there have been many catholic priests who have left the priesthood to get married, and the question rises: 'If these former Anglicans can be married priests, what about us?'" Levada said.
But he said the two circumstances are completely different. The Vatican grants an exception to Anglican priests as a way of respecting that their calling to be Catholic happened to have occurred after they were married.
Already, some Catholic groups that have long advocated making celibacy optional for priests are seeing the new ruling as a lever to be used to force the Roman Catholic Church to liberalize its policies on married clergy.

"We're surprised and pleased to see Vatican flexibility in permitting married priests for Anglican converts, but we need the option of a married priesthood in the Latin rite of the Catholic Church too," said Christine Schenk, director of FutureChurch, an Ohio-based coalition that favors liberalization of Church rules.

Other group members predicted that Catholic seminarians who wish to marry will likely join the Anglican branch to take advantage of the new situation. They say acceptance of married priests is a vital step needed to help combat the shortage of priests, both in the United States and around the world.

The number of priests in the US has dropped from about 58,000 in 1965 to 40,000 today. The number of priests worldwide has declined slightly since 1970, during a time when the number of Catholics in the world has nearly doubled to an estimated 1.1. billion, according to figures compiled by the Center for Research in the Apostolate at Georgetown University.

The shortage is caused not only by men leaving the priesthood, many in order to marry, but also by the difficulty of recruiting qualified candidates for the seminaries.

The surprise Vatican move, designed to make the Roman Catholic Church more attractive to Anglicans, seems to have caught senior Anglican officials flatfooted.

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, the spiritual leader of the global Anglican church, told followers in a letter that he only learned of the Vatican's plans at the very last minute.

He seemed uncomfortable at a press conference announcing the change, and has said he is waiting for details to see how it will be put in practice.

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Associated Press Writers Nicole Winfield and Victor L. Simpson in Rome, Rachel Zoll in New York and Rachel Leamon in London contributed to this report.

Rock band Bon Jovi announces new world tour

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. – Rock band Bon Jovi announced plans Thursday for a new world tour that will swing by the new home of the New York Giants and Jets.
The two-year tour begins Feb. 19 in Seattle and includes a May 26 show at New Jersey's new $1.6 billion Meadowlands football stadium, which will be home to the New York Giants and Jets. It will feature 135 shows in 30 countries.
"It's a big world," lead singer Jon Bon Jovi said when asked about the length of the tour. "And we still make house calls."
Bon Jovi and lead guitarist Richie Sambora are New Jersey natives. They said being selected for the first concert at the new stadium holds special meaning for them because they've played Giants Stadium more than eight times and consider it home.
"Jon Bon Jovi is a New Jersey guy," Giants CEO John Mara said.
"He's a legend in New Jersey," Jets owner Robert "Woody" Johnson said.
Bon Jovi said going to a football game at Giants Stadium was a special event for him before the band, which formed in 1983, made it big. The Grammy winner grew up in Sayreville and is a Giants season ticketholder.
"I can't wait until there's a ballgame," Bon Jovi said.
The band announced the tour Thursday at an invitation-only performance for 5,000 fan club contest winners and construction workers in the parking lot of the new stadium.
A group of police officers watched the show from a highway overpass as the band worked through a set that included songs from its new album "The Circle" and hits like "You Give Love a Bad Name."
The band's "Lost Highway" album tour was the top grossing tour of 2008, according to Billboard Boxscore. It grossed $210.6 million and drew 2,157,675 fans.
Kim Cardino, 42, of Lindenhurst, N.Y., blew a kiss to the band's sport utility vehicle as it left the parking lot after the show.
"Just in case he's inside," Cardino said as her husband and three daughters looked on. "I love Bon Jovi. I wasn't close enough."

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Internet Radio

Some of the first Internet-only commercial radio stations emerged in 1995. NetRadio "was one of the Internet's original Webcasters," eventually "streaming more than 100 channels including both music and spoken material." Nonetheless, NetRadio Corporation ceased operations in 2001.

On May 1, 2007, the United States Copyright Royalty Board approved a rate increase in the royalties payable to performers of recorded works broadcast on the internet. This was the result of a two year proceeding, with dozens of witnesses and hundreds of documents from over twenty different parties, including large and small webcasters, NPR, college stations, and SoundExchange. The CRB was privy to private financial records and business models of the webcasters, and after reviewing the evidence and testimony, issued their decision on May 1, 2007 (which is currently under appeal). If enforced, this decision will undermine the business models of many Internet radio stations, which had previously relied on the rate of $0.000768 per song that had been unchanged from 1998-2005. These rules were scheduled to go into effect on May 1, 2007, with the first due date being July 15, 2007, and apply retroactively to January 1, 2006.

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Family Guy spoofs Russia's Putin as macho spychief

MOSCOW (Reuters Life!) –
Animated U.S. television show "Family Guy" has spoofed Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin by lampooning him as a macho spymaster who entraps enemy spooks and lights cigarettes with a Kalashnikov rifle.

The subversive award-winning show, which has featured bestiality, incest and stars Brian the talking dog, centers around one-year-old Stewie who speaks in a faux upper class English accent and abhors his middle class American parents.

The third episode of its eighth season, "Spies Reminiscent of Us" premiered on October 11 on U.S. television channel Fox, and features Stewie and Brian on an adventure in Russia, where passersby are large, hat-wearing bears pedaling unicycles.

Police, clad in dark trenchcoats and fur caps with red stars, accuse Stewie and Brian of being American spies and whisk them off to see the Putin character, who is brooding in an office underneath portraits of Soviet founder Vladimir Lenin and Soviet dictator Josef Stalin on his walls.

Putin horrifies the duo, along with Hollywood actors Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, whose animated characters are voiced by the real-life stars, by pointing a Kalashnikov at them and transforming chained sticks into a coat hanger just like the Nazi baddy in the film "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

But it all turns out to be in jest.

In a clear pun on Putin's name, Stewie asks between guffaws: "He was puttin' us on, right?"

The episode, which also shows Stewie turning into the ubiquitous Russian nesting doll, has sprung up on several popular Russian media sites and was praised by viewers for its humor value.

Putin's spokesman could not be reached for comment.

Called "The Griffins" in Russian after Stewie's surname, "Family Guy" is produced by the U.S. Fox Broadcasting Company, which also produces popular cartoon series The Simpsons.

A cartoon Putin has also appeared on TV show "South Park," produced by The Comedy Channel.

In 2003, Harry Potter's house-elf Dobby caused a stir in the Russian press when comparisons were made between Putin, then president, and the miniature pale creature with flappy ears and large green eyes.

(Reporting by Amie Ferris-Rotman, editing by Paul Casciato)

BofA posts $1 billion loss amid consumer credit woes

CHARLOTTE (Reuters) –
Bank of America Corp posted its second quarterly loss in less than a year as it suffered from consumer credit losses.

The nation's largest bank reported a net loss of $1 billion, or 26 cents per share, for third quarter, compared with net income of $1.18 billion, or 15 cents per share, in the same period last year at the height of the financial crisis.

Bank of America's latest quarterly results come as U.S. consumers, who compromise roughly 60 percent of the bank's loan portfolio -- from home mortgages to credit cards -- are showing signs of continued weakness and an inability to repay debt.

The bank's Merrill Lynch unit made a positive contribution in the latest quarter. Bank of America said the unit boosted its overall results.

Bank of America shares fell 3.6 percent to $17.45 in premarket trading.

The shares rose 29 percent during third quarter, keeping pacing with the broader KBW Banks Index. But the shares are down 23 percent over the past 12 months.

(Reporting by Joe Rauch; editing by John Wallace)